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i'm over my head in the entropy resultant from a year of wandering and visiting with guests
shaking hands with the friendly folks passing through a shared living room
spared of its wasted space by their presence.
the airplane was a ball of yarn, and when it hit the mountain, well... let's just say there aren't any more sweaters for cats out there in the world.
...
i need jobs, i need to wrap up the slew of clean, consumer friendly works-in-progress i've been tenderly nesting over like a legless hen. but instead i'm going to put even less effort into each respective image i issue forth planlessly, and i'm gonna fix my good eye on it for a solid minute or so after it's birthed before marking it for death or stagelights, and there'll be no looking back.
so if the Quality and Content henceforth confounds or repels you, i apologize in advance.
of course, this is the internet (for a little while longer, anyway, fucking paraquat american congress), so if you've got a favorite thing i do i'd be more than happy to get yelled at about what you want from me; i promise to nod idiotically.
i'm trying to be in Latin America between March and June, to live there indefinitely (the more times i say it, the more tightly is drawn the bowstring). money would help.
if anyone can contrive a dazzling and dastardly crime of a nature that would simultaneously get me deported from Switzerland, stripped of my US citizenship, and eligible for asylum in any of the fine nations of central and south America, i'm open to suggestion... it'd be sweet for the authorities to pitch in towards my relocation (for once) instead of always being dicks and stealing all my knives and lighters.
my annual winter glum seems to have matured into a dour, reserved neutrality. does this numbness to everything to which i once swore allegiance and rivalry mean ...i'm finally an adult now?
my peaks and valleys are being glacially evened out.
my hope is for some clarity
my outlook is that times done just got hard.
shaking hands with the friendly folks passing through a shared living room
spared of its wasted space by their presence.
the airplane was a ball of yarn, and when it hit the mountain, well... let's just say there aren't any more sweaters for cats out there in the world.
...
i need jobs, i need to wrap up the slew of clean, consumer friendly works-in-progress i've been tenderly nesting over like a legless hen. but instead i'm going to put even less effort into each respective image i issue forth planlessly, and i'm gonna fix my good eye on it for a solid minute or so after it's birthed before marking it for death or stagelights, and there'll be no looking back.
so if the Quality and Content henceforth confounds or repels you, i apologize in advance.
of course, this is the internet (for a little while longer, anyway, fucking paraquat american congress), so if you've got a favorite thing i do i'd be more than happy to get yelled at about what you want from me; i promise to nod idiotically.
i'm trying to be in Latin America between March and June, to live there indefinitely (the more times i say it, the more tightly is drawn the bowstring). money would help.
if anyone can contrive a dazzling and dastardly crime of a nature that would simultaneously get me deported from Switzerland, stripped of my US citizenship, and eligible for asylum in any of the fine nations of central and south America, i'm open to suggestion... it'd be sweet for the authorities to pitch in towards my relocation (for once) instead of always being dicks and stealing all my knives and lighters.
my annual winter glum seems to have matured into a dour, reserved neutrality. does this numbness to everything to which i once swore allegiance and rivalry mean ...i'm finally an adult now?
my peaks and valleys are being glacially evened out.
my hope is for some clarity
my outlook is that times done just got hard.
Ocana duh
:flagcanada:
in Montréal mes copains.
this weekend was rough. lost my favorite actor at the roughly same time i was watching him die spellbound in his opus, firstly, and second.. uh.. something about a game went really, really wrong (the ptsd inhibits recall). i'm now officially against February as its start has brought just awful fortune over the past several years, what with the demise of the Stripes, the Mars Volta, and now this year's bummers. i'm also always starving and sick in february, fuck february.
as intimated last time, i did spend most of my 2013 in the US... in the lovely and open state of Washington. it is now my favor
Gonna do this a little differently now...
Hey y'all.
Montana, huh?
Well, you traveled a long way for "I don't know," sonny!
I won't be here much longer, but a month was long enough to know it's not that cold, not for a New Englander. I love it though. Hope to make it back.
Back in the States :flagus:, yeah; this is the craziest country I've ever visited. Morbid obesity and vehicular life-dependency, background checks and empty promises, disasters and atrocities.
cropdusted by a paranoia agent, a closed society where everyone is a criminal. But some of the nicest, down-home people you could want to meet (especially out west)...still:
admit nothing; if it doesn't fit, force it. F
Bound to Pack It Up
https://www.whitestripes.com/ :salute:
ROSKILDE - Pilgrimage ...pt 1 of 2
I've just returned to my perch along the Reuss here in Luzern, Switzerland, battered, bedraggled, haggard. Everything has been uberdandy since the last word in January, the gambit paid in dividends, I couldn't ask for more. But I just took a three week leave to tangle with a mean mother, and her name is ROSKILDE. Festival. Battlefield. Pilgrimage. I barely got away with all my danglies, and my body is bruised by hailstorms of solid Rock, browned by the flaming licks of a Danish midsommer sun which refused to ever set, flooded with the full gamut of grogs.
I recoup, and return to you improved, if only for that i am not perished.
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This is my plan: you call the U.S. embassy and say you've planted a bomb. When the anti-explosive team arrives and the operative is all set up, you turn in, claiming it was all a practical joke. You'll probably go to jail for a day or two, but once they check your records and see it's clean (you ARE clean, are you? >.>), they'll let you go, deport you for sure, and probably strip you off your American citizenship too... cause we know terrorism isn't a joke (ha!)
Of course this isn't going to necessarily give you asylum in any other country... but heck, it's South America, there sure is a way around it.
I have another plan, but it involves communist propaganda and releasing a bunch of animals from a zoo... come to think of it, remember that movie Twelve Monkeys? Well, kinda like that. That would get you deported for sure.
Of course this isn't going to necessarily give you asylum in any other country... but heck, it's South America, there sure is a way around it.
I have another plan, but it involves communist propaganda and releasing a bunch of animals from a zoo... come to think of it, remember that movie Twelve Monkeys? Well, kinda like that. That would get you deported for sure.